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The Russell life

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Created on 2004-06-01 07:28:17 (#3331903), last updated 2006-04-23

1,229 comments received, 1,388 comments posted

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Name:brought to you by alaura
Birthdate:08-21
Location:under your bed,Russell, Ontario, Canada
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Murray will write about me... ([info]kfradette)

Well, Alaura is amazing! and athletic, FREAKISHLY athletic, I'm surprised that she doesn't have millions of pounds of muscles, like those gross sweaty women, that look very much like men. Thank God she doesn't look like a man, because I would not be her friend!! She likes to bake, and makes amazing cookies (THEY ARE HUGE)! She's abnormaly quiet, but comes out of her shell with people she knows... She has began to wear les skirts, thanks to me!! I am an advocate of EASY ACCESS! Enough about me..back to her... she has large feet... she has trouble finding shoes that fit her, especcially when they are pink, because people know that women who like pink do not produce enough testosteroe to have size 11 feet (I don't even know if testosterone has anything to do with foot size, but oh well) She's is oddly fascinated by goths...and plans on many many piercings in her body... even some foreign areas... which disgusts me beyond words!!!
alaura will comment on murray's article....
i can make anything into a verb!(my feet are not size 11)and easy access is indeed the reason i wear les skirt!!

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^that should say 18!**
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